SICK

I've been sick this week, so i found out what happens when you stay inside sick for two days straight. (although there was a one minute interval in which i ran outside and jumped in the snow with my bare feet.)

1. you start to memorize commercials.
2. when someone opens the door you hiss and hide under your bed (okay, maybe not, but it would probably happen after a month or two.)
3.you find yourself at least once cuddling a tissue box..maybe resembling gollum from lord of the rings...precious... ( if you don't get this joke you live under a rock >.<)
4. you eat a lot of ice-cream. okay, maybe you do that anyway.

A picture paints a thousand words

IRONY

The Blob of Doom

This fish is just a big blob. its' name is appropriate for a fish of its' stature. Blob fish. any-who it has no muscles and basically just floats along waiting for it's next meal.

its actually so ugly that im going to have to post the pictures later. ITS THAT UGLY.
but here is the link:
worlds' ugliest fish ever

Santa is a STALKER

~an article by Kelsey III~

he knows when you're sleeping. he knows when your awake. he comes down the chimney. he knows every little girl and boys name. HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

don't you think it's time we stopped this?

this year...leave the fire place on.

Epic Sign:

um...yeah. i don't really know how to respond to this.

Going Global!

now i have readers in Singapore, the US and Croatia (as well as Canada.)
thank you to all you awesome-sauce people who love my rants!

WORLD DOMINATION!!! MWU HA HA HA HAAAAA!

thanks to: nenja-black.deviantart.com/

and myanimelist.net

photography ass

today a girl in my class started laughing out of no-where. when the teacher asked her what was so funny

she said. "it's nothing to do with class...its something else"

teacher: "well, would you like to share it with the rest of the class?"

she pointed to the homework board. someone had erased the C and the L from photography class.
"photgraphy ass."

Seven ways to appear smarter

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1801307

a compilation of what make you look smarter...its pretty funny because its true. maybe if i do ALL of this tommorow i'll win the nobel prize ;)

It was written by Alex Watt

also he wrote "the 6 types of studiers" http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1811207

most popular anime

This may i'm going to anime north! it will be sooo fun. for people who don't have a clue what im talking about anime north is a HUGE anime convention. anyway i decided to find the most popular anime.

here's the list: (special thanks to Chadrew from squidoo)

1. Death Note (my favourite anime of all time)
a very intelligent student named Light Yagami finds a note called the Death Note. if a mortals' name is written in it, they die. He decided to use it to cleanse the world of evil, by killing all major sinners. But sometimes he must step on others in order to reach this goal. from then on it's an intellectual battle between him and the worlds best detective L.

2. Naruto
The story of a boy he has the fearsome nine tailed fox inside of him. Naruto sets out to become the next powerful hokage.

3.Bleach (this one is really good too.)
Ichigo is a 15 year old with loads of spiritual energy. He can see ghosts. In order to kill a Hollow (a monster who has lost it's heart.) he must become a soul reaper (cleanser of evil spirits.)

what element are you?

http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/e2qcufP/What-element-are-you-anime-pictures

i made this quiz on quibblo for fun! what element are you? i took my own quiz and got fire!

what will you get? XD

FUNNY PUGS

epic pugness 

these funny pugs make the best facial expressions! THIS DEFINES THE QUESTION MARK!

Brain Overload- learn mandarin

my hobby is learning languages and i know so much random stuff in so many languages my head hurts
japanese,madarin,french...a little german >.> owwww....
anyway here is some mandarin words 4 you so you can tell everyone you're multilingual:

                                         madarin:                                                   
hello-                                  ni hao                                                                           
goodbye-                             zaijian
what is your name-             ni jiao shinme?
my name is-                         wo jiao                              
thank you-                            xie xie
i love you-                            wo ai ni

Flat Iron Fail

well, i just gave mself first degree burns with a flat iron...ON THE HAND I WRITE WITH! (left)
yeah it hurts X_X

so i wrapped an ice-pack in a tea-towel and used an elastic band to strap it 2 my hand...only problem is i am only typing with 1 hand-which i am not good at

 yay 4 spell check

awesome cheesy horror movies

1. tremors- giant worms in the desert are eating live-stalk and people. (being an oddball i enjoyed this when i was 3 -_-) its really cool.

2. eight legged freaks- not really a horror movie but its still good. its about a man who owns a spider farm and (typical.) they get exposed to toxic waste. a little boy who likes going to the spider farm is the main character. its kind of like dawn of the dead only instead of zombies its spiders. fun for the whole family XD

3. Basket Case- this is the WORST most CHEESY horror movie of them all. it's like a box shaped monster in a basket, pretty bad right? 

here's a clip from the movie- it's hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok7fOwdk2gc

and the receptionist is like "what is she DOING in there?"

Crazy Insane jump rope tricks!

This guy can sure jump rope! this is INSANE! you can't even see the rope!

http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/insane-jump-roper/1glbcam3u

i luv the loud noises he makes >.> (GRAAAAGHHH!)

kitty massage:

if you luv cat videos, this one is pretty cute :)
this kitty is giving this one a massage

http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/kitty-massage/16a4jkydv?from=en-ca-infopane


(ty, msn.)

Blackle: google with less evil

ok so Blackle is an *Eco Friendly* version of google. (it uses less energy.)  I tried it and it works great.

According to Blackle, it saves energy since the screen is predominantly black. I don't know about you guys, but ima go save the enviroment. XD

search engine irrelevance

have you every searched "google images" or something then gotten a totally irrelevant picture?
honestly i dont know what is up with sum pepo.... i searched "insane spiky hair" and got a bunch of pictures of tables. 0-0

evil pancake >.>

i made this website i while ago, but it is my best work. if u luv zombies and apocolypse stuff then u shuld try it out XD

http://www.evilpancake.piczo.com/

mah work at its finest.

NEVERMIND WHAT I SAID ABOUT CLEVERBOT!

i think cleverbot might actually be this:

you talk to someone for a sentence, then you switch to the next person

try this out for fun: "this program is just you talking to another person then it switches to someone else so you

don't get suspicious."

sometime the reply does'nt make sense, but sometimes you'll get an "omg! really? what a scam!" or

something like that.

                                                                                                                                  (ty, yahoo answers)

cleverbot and the literal assasins creed:

you have to try this! cleverbot.com

this is hiw it works, you type something to it and it replys! but its not a real person:

real example (actually happened.) : you: do you like justin bieber?
                                                     cleverbot: no, im human.

when i said bye to it it told me i had to stay and then said "aww...but we just started :(."

this thing is awesome!!

anyway go on youtube.com and seacrh: literal assasins creed. it makes fun of it and narrates what they're actually doing ("walking in slow-mo looking so awesome.")

also watch literal harry potter. ITS EVEN MORE FUNNY. ("harry needs some sleep. bad guy needs a nose. look out harry he needs a nose!")

MORE PROOF THAT GOOGLE IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD:

google just spent 5 billion dollars buying Groupon. its happening.