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Best Cartoon Ever!

This is proof that everything is better to fitting music.

How to Teach your cat to Sit.

A lot of people say cats can't learn tricks. A lot of people are BUTTWIPES. I kid, I kid. But it's true! I taught my cat to sit and it only took about fifteen minutes! Here's how I did it:

Step one: Get your cats favourite treats and call her over. Give her a treat.

Step two: Say "Sit" loud and clear and push your cats bottom into a sitting posistion. Say "Good Cat" and reward her with a treat.

Step three: Repeat until your cat starts to sit on her own. If it's been fifteen minutes and she still hasn't caught on, end the session and start again tomorrow.

Step four: When your cat learns the trick, wean her off the treats so that she still gets enough to keep it up but she isn't getting a treat every time she performs the trick.

Perverted little kids at the Zoo.

Well, I was at the Zoo a few days ago, standing in line. There was a little boy and his mom standing behind me. I heard his mom saying "don't touch" and felt a little uncomfortable for some reason. My friend started laughing and I asked her what was so funny. She said "I'll tell you later". When we left for the parking lot and turned to her and asked her again. She said "the little boy was touching your butt".

 What the fackwacking winkertoss is wrong with kids these days?!

Probably the same kid.